PR..ostitutes

I can't claim the credit for writing this, nor do I necessarily agree with the sentiment. But worth sharing nonetheless

Working in the PR industry. Notice the similarity between this, and the world's oldest profession?

1. Our 'customers' are called clients
2. We work in weird shifts.
3. They pay you to make the client happy
4. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny
5. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams
6. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in
the same industry as you
7. When you meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things
from you
10. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties in explaining it
11. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST
OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"