It's plane wrong

There was a story in the Metro this morning, telling how a hapless passenger on a trans-atlantic flight was traumatised after a corpse was placed next to him in first class.

The traveller woke up to a shock when he found himself sitting near the corpse of an elderly woman who had died during a nine hour flight from London to Delhi.

"The corpse was strapped into the seat but because of turbulence it kept slipping down on to the floor," he was quoted as saying.

Not nice. But it's not the first time that this has happened. Oh no. I can exclusively report that a well known head of a global PR company had the same thing happen to him on a recent jaunt.

I can't reveal who it is -- but he's well known for his no-nonsense, some might say slavedriver esq, approach to his staff. Answers on a postcard, please.