Oi fatty..have some of this..

Now, while this blog focuses on the gossip and quirks of technology PR, I thought it was worth moving away from home territory to draw attention to this press release from Pegasus PR - promoting its client LIPObind.

While the media distances itself from size zero models - championing the, ahem, larger ladies (think Beth Ditto's positive press recently) Pegasus steams in with a less than politically correct angle for LIPObind's slimming product.

Forget the seven-year itch, it says. Those in relationships are more likely to suffer the ‘two year bloat’. Two thirds of Brits say their partner has put on weight in the first 24 months of the relationship - and half think their partner could 'do with losing a few pounds.'

That got you thinking, readers? Been enjoying romantic meals and fine wines with your loved one, have you? Well fatty, time to stop that nonsense, and lose some weight. Otherwise, they'll dump you sharpish.

Thanks Pegasus/LIPObind - that's helped the self esteem no end.